Must have completed all school responsibilities and church responsibilities. Preferable that the house be cleaned and organized.
Must be willing to endure my random and frequent outbursts. Be aware that objects might fly across the room if my frustration level reaches new heights.
Must not get jealous if I gush about the awesomeness of my two Jacks (Jack Bauer and Jack Shepherd).
Above all, must be 6 hours of total relaxation and TV-induced bliss.
Please submit applications as soon as possible.