(from Episode 111: All About Love, Actually)
Megan: Uh-uh. No, we are not sharing. Wanna know why? Because you are grounded! From all fun things. Including gossip, chit-chat, delightful banter. You are grounded from banter!
(from Episode 114: All About Tough Love)
Sage: So what? Big whoop! Everybody's different... The point is, you promised me a date and I just showed you my kittens in a basket, so I expect something in return! And if you make a dirty kittens joke, I will beat you with this.