If I were Queen of Everything...
1st Decree: All uneven streets must be paved smooth immediately. Potholes and cracks are forbidden.
2nd Decree: Designated (right and left) turn lanes are required for all streets.
3rd Decree: Free Peanut M&Ms on days that end in "y".
And that's about as far as I've gotten. I'll keep working on my official decrees.
And my plan of how, exactly, I will establish myself as Queen of Everything.