Queen of Everything

If I were Queen of Everything...


1st Decree: All uneven streets must be paved smooth immediately. Potholes and cracks are forbidden.
2nd Decree: Designated (right and left) turn lanes are required for all streets.
3rd Decree: Free Peanut M&Ms on days that end in "y".

And that's about as far as I've gotten.  I'll keep working on my official decrees.


And my plan of how, exactly, I will establish myself as Queen of Everything.