This morning I finally got to the box with all of my jewelry in it, most of which I haven't worn in ages.
So I did what any girl would do. I started to try it all on.
Within 10 minutes, I had on my huge hoop earrings, a big beaded necklace, and a ring on each finger. And then to complete the outfit, I put on my strappy, high-heeled wedges and slapped on some lipstick that I never wear.
And I've been working around the house like that for the past couple of hours.
Other than the hula-dancer pajama pants, I think I look pretty good.
Or rather, I would look pretty good if I were 5.