Nothing to fear?

Phobias I know I have:

• Cyclophobia: fear of bicycles
• Bathmophobia: fear of stairs or steep slopes
• Climacophobia: fear of falling downstairs
• Ophidiophobia: fear of snakes
• Katsaridaphobia: fear of cockroaches

Phobias I think I might have:

• Mageirocophobia: fear of cooking
• Anuptaphobia: fear of staying single
• Arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
• Pteronophobia: fear of being tickled by feathers
• Scelerophibia: fear of bad men or burglars

A phobia I wish I had:

• Sitiophobia: fear of food or eating

And my favorite phobias:

• Walloonphobia: fear of the Walloons
• Zemmiphobia: fear of the great mole rat
• Teratophobia: fear of bearing a deformed child or fear of monsters or deformed people

What phobias do you have? Think you have? Wish you had? Think are just down-right hilarious?