Too easy...

It's too easy. I mean, really, how can you blame me? It's all just right there. All I have to do is click a few buttons and hey! Instant access! It's not my fault. Really. You can not call me crazy. I don't even have to try. No sneaking around. No backdoor channels. It's just there. It's out there. If anything, it's your fault for making it so easy. So, no, I am not crazy.

Seriously. I'm not.